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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Assassin

List of TV shows which occupy a ridiculous number of my thoughts: NCIS, The Mentalist, Silent Witness, Spooks, Ashes to Ashes, Hustle, Merlin, Sherlock, Castle

Everything Toby Turner.
Assassins Creed.

I will not go down with my ships, I will merely convert them all to submarines and continue on with my fandom.


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fujiidom:

#idk why but i got kinda teary during these credits

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peterswiggin:

loch-ness-hamster:

thegallifreyancriterion:

klexquisite:

doubledutchdevo:

sagebot:

OH MY DSOIJFL

I KNEW IT I FREAKING KNEW IT

I. AM. LAUGHING. SO. FREAKING. HARD.

YES

I’M CRYING

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me: hey it's sunny out
me: *adjusts computer screen to reduce glare from windows*

slutformisha:

earthshocked:

Love the fact that we’ve scheduled the BAFTAs for the day after the Eurovision.

Because we knew we weren’t going to win the Song Contest so fuck you, world, we’re going to have our own awards ceremony

Where we’re the only nominees.

So, we’re the only winners.

I think you’ll find the Irish presenter, the Irish winner Mrs Brown’s Boys, and The Irish Andrew Scott are there and nominated too.

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believetheblonde:

tavbro:

lampliekwoah:

strange-is-a-compliment:

chaotiksakura:

1loganhenderwhore:

akvilius:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

And suddenly, doing the laundry became much more exciting.

/watches as my pokémon keep dying by weak golbats.

work out to this song. just do it.

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loki0fasgard:

loki-cat:

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit




nbd

Nice one, Thor

loki0fasgard:

loki-cat:

thelilnan:

s-lowdancing:

4sha:

slow motion lightning.

holy shit

nbd

Nice one, Thor

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loki0fasgard:

hecklocki:

storynerd:

thoki4ever:

ally-osaur:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING

I’M GONNA FUCK THAT HORSE. 

I bet Svadilfari looked just like that too.

This wins the internet, everyone else go home XD

JESUS WHAT EVEN, GOD.This is the best thing.

Pack up the Internet, we’re done

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imapsychopath-imnotrude:

augustuswatersmania:



Remember when we thought he was going to be all dark and brooding, and then
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imapsychopath-imnotrude:

augustuswatersmania:

Remember when we thought he was going to be all dark and brooding, and then

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karkats-crotch:

what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden  the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling

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colfershands:

the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

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nanflanagan:

a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet

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satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag